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An early miscarriage and other misadventures

It’s perhaps measure of how badly these last few days have sucked that a few moments ago, back in the car, when I was digging around in the glove compartment and laid my hands on a small bottle of Purell … Continue reading

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Why Don’t Dragons Like Cleveland

Isaac has been expanding his list of nighttime fears. In addition to the dark itself, and t-rexes, he’s added dragons. Last night we lay awake on into the wee hours because of the risk of dragon attack. I started out … Continue reading

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I Now Pronounce Him Weaned

It’s been three weeks, today, since Isaac’s weaning party. We haven’t nursed since that morning before the party. It’s been hard at times and hard differently that I expected. But it’s getting much better now for both of us. He … Continue reading

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Mr Cat 1990-2005

Mr. Cat died yesterday after a long illness. He was 15. Mr. Cat and I met one day in September of 1990. I had gone to the local Humane Society with a clear goal in mind: find a female, Siamese … Continue reading

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Seeing “Wedding Crashers” With My Breasts Packed in Cabbage

This weekend Ben took Isaac on a weaning vacation to NYC. It’s the first time I’ve been apart from the little dude since we brought him home from the hospital in October of 02. By “apart” of course I mean … Continue reading

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A recent conversation

Ben has been teaching Isaac American History and has placed on Isaac’s wall a calendar featuring portraits of our founding fathers. Recently I overheard them having this conversation: Ben: Who’s that? (indicating a portrait on the calendar) Isaac: (pausing to … Continue reading

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Renaissance Man

Isaac’s latest enthusiasm is octopuses. (Yes, not “octopi”– I learned recently that that is not the correct plural. The root is Greek, not Latin. Duh.) It started a week or two ago when we were at the zoo. We were … Continue reading

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Things you don’t expect to hear from a 2.5 year old boy

1) “Mellow out!” 2) “I’m a thirsty lady!” 3) “You’re dying, Mama!!” 4) “I need something FROSTY in my mouth.” 5) “A T-rex chomped my penis.”

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Scenes From a Weaning

Since about Isaac’s second birthday (seven months ago) I’ve been trying in various ways to wean him. The thing is, I have been reluctant to make it into a full-blown confrontation. I’ve read a lot about it, talked with a … Continue reading

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“Gonk!” means hippo in Spanish

Isaac told me this fact this morning, just out of the blue. It’s good to know, in case I ever get back to Spain.

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