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Make That Sassy LADDY

I’m writing this from my hospital bed during a few lucid moments before my favorite opiate kicks in again. We’re having technical difficulties with posting from here, but Ben is going to carry the laptop home or someplace with wifi … Continue reading

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Last Day Pre-Baby

The implications of my conversation with my OB on Thursday became clear a few minutes after I last posted, when I learned online that 98-99% of babies at 37 weeks DO have the lung maturity needed to be born. Most … Continue reading

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Laboring on a Slow Boat to China

Starting on Tuesday night, I felt that labor was encroaching upon me. One of the top warning signs of labor, for instance, is when a very pregnant woman gets up out of bed, turns on the light, and begins to … Continue reading

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Endgame

Tomorrow I will be 36 weeks pregnant. For those math whizzes among you, you will quickly see that this is also known as 9 months. Many people aren't aware that a standard pregnancy is ten months, 40 weeks, but still. … Continue reading

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Lazy Princess, School Boy Try On New Lives

I was sound asleep this morning when two little hands began patting my forehead. I opened my eyes to find Isaac’s face about an inch from mine.   “Mama,” he whispered. “Did you know Johnny Cash is a criminal?” “What? … Continue reading

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Learning to Embrace my Inner Lazy Princess

I have now officially entered the phase of pregnancy I like to call, “Have I Swallowed a Goat?” For it seems impossible that anything so seemingly soft and cuddly as a tiny baby could have this many knees, elbows, and … Continue reading

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An Exhausting Week at Zucchini Camp

Way back in January or February, or whenever it was, registering for Suzuki camp the first week in August seemed like a fine thing to do. If I was even pregnant yet, I was working with the tenuous nature of … Continue reading

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Tough Guys Wear Pink

I’ve been trying to work with Isaac on his pink fascination, and to do so without judgment. Ben has reluctantly come along for the ride. He tolerates the pink Tevas, that simply scream girl, and the pink and lavender striped … Continue reading

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28 weeks: dotted line to “excellent chance of survival”

When I was pregnant with Isaac, every day and every hour plodded by in a combination of stunning slowness and excruciating suspense. My personal goal was to make it to 28 weeks, which that time was Labor Day weekend. At … Continue reading

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A Bad Afternoon at the Hospital (Jaw, not uterus!)

A most innocent beginning… I went in this noon to get my teeth cleaned. Virtue! Yes, taking good care of all the parts. Indeed, the dentist said that I had no tartar at all. My gums bleed easily these days … Continue reading

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